What I learned in Cali

In cali, it is so cold, I have to put on my hat, mittens, and coat in order to go out doors. I adore the outdoors, so anything I have to do to get outside, is fine with me.
When I got home from Cali, I found my mittens and wanted my mommy to put them on me. I also found my hat. On an 85 degree day, my wonderful, patient mommy took me outside all dressed in my finest winter stuff while wearing my shorts. What an amazing boy I am to figure out if I wear my hat and mittens I can go outside.

(Lets just say after this, Mommy put them up in the closet.)